I just want to go on a stinking date.
It's causing me to be full of hate.
Just one freakin' day a year,
can't you get off your lazy rear?
I know it's kinda hard for you,
but will you ever get a clue?
If you like my company
and like to eat my pastries.
You need to stop being a jerk!
Don't I get at least one perk?
I can do almost everything.
Heck I can even dance and sing!
But there is one thing I cannot do,
and that is be a man for you!!